Kosoycules Reborn by: Chad Wagner Posted on: Monday, June 10th 2002 7:45 PM Written: Friday, November 17th 2000 OOC: Andrew is gone so he can no longer take my jokes, interpret them horribly, call me unfunny, rip me off, and then proceed to bad mouth me in voice chats. He will be missed. {Scene fades into the Kosoy/Hitler midget clone.standing outside of a death camp labeled "IW-Oshwitz." He has just bought the FWF or whatever it is and is just standing there...} Kosoycules "MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" {He continues his annoying laughter for longer than you can imagine. He then walks over and pins up a sign which reads "Wrestle is freedom." He then comes back, adjusted his yamica adorned in swastikas and begins to laugh once again maniacally. Fade to midget Zoey, midget Donnie Daze, midget George Franklin, and midget Joe Mielo. They are all standing outside of a gay club in Texas...} Zoey "Who here likes boys?" {Everyone raises their hands...} Zoey "Super duper!" {A midget dressed like Mike Extreme walks by...} Donnie "Have a super rainbow day brother Mike!" Mike Extreme "What are you talking about?!" {Mike Extreme extremely flexes his muscles...} Franklin "You're homosexual silly!" Mike Extreme "No I'm not! I'm EXTREME!" {Mike Extreme EXTREMEly flexes his muscles...} Mielo "Oh silly! Closets are for clothes, not people SILLY! So come out of there!" Mike Extreme "I'm not GAY! I'm EXTREEEEEEEEEEME!" {Mike Extreme EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEMEly flexes his muscles and then proceeds to beat up the midgets...} Zoey "This isn't super duper at all!" {Mike Extreme finishes Extremely beating all of the midgets like a bigoted Texan...} Mike Extreme "I'm EXTREME! NOT GAY!" {Mike Extreme midget then curtsies into the gay bar and the scene fades to Rob Kestler and Winnie the Pooh waiting for Jay to arrive back home...} Kestler "Man, that concert is taking a long time..." {Unbeknownst to Rob Kestler, Jay is already home, he went in the back way to avoid the idiots...} Winnie the Pooh "WHAT A FUCKING ASSWHORE!" Kestler :-( {Scene fades out.}