Major Push Tournament Part Two by: Chad Wagner Posted on: Monday, June 10th 2002 7:48 PM Written: Wednesday, December 6th 2000 {Scene fades into Rob Kestler and Al Coholic standing in the middle of Nowhere, Idaho...} Al Coholic "DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT!" Kestler "Derp!" Al Coholic "Just give her back!!!!" Kestler "Moodoodle?" Al Coholic "You changed Kyle's name?!" Kestler :-o {Suddenly Kyle the Kyle appears out of a Jack in the Box "restaurant..."} Al Coholic "What was she doing in there." Kestler "She was hungry so I got her some hamburgers. Nothing beats the Jack Sauce." {Al runs over to Kyle the Kow....} Al Coholic "Poor Kyle!" {Kestler looks confused. Fades to Kestler wrestling Charles Darwin. Kestler pins him after Darwin tried to apply his finisher, "Creation THIS!" Kestler wins! Midget announcer talks...} Midget Announcer "And your winner of this match and champion of a major push tournament number two is Rob Kestler. As promised by the always honest IWO board, you shall naw receive high profile matches!" Kestler "Yay!" Midget Announcer "Your first match will be a three way anything goes match against Joe Mielo and Gumby." Kestler :-( {Syphon Fission walks out...} SF "That's what I'm talking about!" {fades out to Syphon not actually getting a major push.}