Monday Night Crackhead by: Chad Wagner Posted on: Monday, June 10th 2002 7:52 PM Written: Friday, December 22nd 2000 {Scene fades into Crack John, the booker of this most recent MNM...} Crack John "Let's dump the Kestler/Jay Carters match. Hmmmm....BRILLIANT! I'll cover it up by having them all get stoned together! Then Evan Levine will beat the world, then a masked man will make a super cool appearance and damn it! BEST CARD EVER!" {Joe Average walks into the room...} Joe Average "Your card absolutely sucked you walking cornhole. Everyone knows that Jay and Kestler have better things to do than to ever get stoned...ESPECIALLY with two gutter trashes like the Carters. What the hell are you smoking?" {pans over to Crack John sitting on the floor and smoking the leg of his chair...} Crack John "Try this shit yo." Joe Average "This is just sad." Crack John "Don't worry, next weeks card is even better! The Carter's are going to bring in a 75 foot long beer bong and everyong in the arena is going to get smoked up. It'll be da shit." Joe Average "Please die. You're ruining everything and completely ignoring everyone's characters." Crack John "Got any smoke on you." {Joe Average gives up, much like most of the IWO, and leaves.}