National Coming Out Week! by: Chad Wagner Posted on: Monday, June 10th 2002 7:55 PM Written: Thursday, October 12th 2000 {In honor of National Coming Out Week (Highlighted on the 11th which is National Coming Out Day) a majority of the IWO roster is represented in midget form at a purple warrior parade. They are joyously touching each other's bottoms and claiming their alternative lifestyles for all to see...} Scott Stone Midget "I Like BOYS!" Donnie Daze Midget "And I like your ass!" Syphon Fission Midget "I like both of your asses! Let's all go and 'come out' together!" {They leave to "come out." Rob Kestler is seen there hitting on 12 year old boys. The camera fades out to the real Rob Kestler and Cassie sitting 5 feet apart but cuddling emotionally. They are watching the event on NBC which is airing the gay pride network instead of presidential debates...} Cassie "What's that?" Kestler "I don't know, I think it's baseball." Cassie "Derp." {The Rob Kestler on TV removes his mask to reveal PLANDEUX! He laughs and runs away. Rob Kestler crushes a tin can in his hand...} Kestler "Plandeux!" {Fades out to the IGN corporate head quarters located on lake Boobycock in lower Nigeria...} IGN President "What's with having aliens and homosexuals on TV? Is this America or F-ing Europe?!" {IGN President picks up the phone and calls third party presidential canidate Pat Buchanon...} IGN President "Fuehrer Pat please." Buchanon "ICH BIN EIN BUCHANON!" {IGN President hits his chest and thrusts his hand in the air to salute...} IGN President "The IWO is showing homosexuals and aliens." Buchanon "Is this American or some kind of pansy assed play land for the limp wristed?! What next, fucking Mexicans? Vote Buchanon and vote for a better America!" {Fades out to Pat Buchanon campaign commercials.}