All your bases.... by: Chad Wagner Posted on: Thursday, June 6th 2002 11:24 PM Written: Monday, October 15th 2001 {Scene fades into Rob Kestler on a space ship...} Rob Kestler "I'm on a space ship....VROOM!" {Rob grabs onto a ship mate and uses him for a steering wheel. An IWO fan (HA!) appears and talks to Rob for who knows what reason...} IWO fan (HA!) "Mr. Kestler, why did you walk out to Ben Archer during his match and give him a book?" {Kestler stops steering the ship and looks at the IWO Fan (HA!)...} Kestler "Because Psycho Gay is gone so I need to new best buddy." IWO Fan (HA!) "Why Ben Archer?" Kestler "Because Matt Rivers knows Donnie Daze and Donnie Daze has a garbage yard." IWO Fan (HA!) "But....." {Suddenly the space ship is rocked by explosions...} Kestler "What happen?" Mechanic "Somebody set up us the bomb." Vagrond "We get signal." Kestler "What!" Vagrond "Main screen turn on." {Plandeux appears in the middle of the ships deck in holographic form...} Kestler "It's You!!" Plandeux "How are you gentlemen!!" {No one responds to Plandeux out of shock...} Plandeux "All your base are belong to us." {Collective gasp...} Plandeux "You are on the way to destruction." Kestler "What you say!!" Plandeux "You have no chance to survive make your time." {Plandeux laughs meniacally and then disappears...} Kestler "Take off every 'zig'!!" {Everyone looks confused while Kestler tries to look heroic...} Kestler "You know what you doing." {Points to Vagrond who is passed out from massive consumption of Gorn liquor. Not out of fear of course but out of habit...} Kestler "Move 'zig'." {Kestler takes his most heroic pose...} Kestler "For great justice." {Fade out....to be continued.}