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Giant Viruses and Super Friends
by: Chad Wagner
Posted on: Thursday, June 6th 2002 11:26 PM
Written: Wednesday, August 29th 2001

{Scene fades into Rob Kestler catching his breath behind a barn. Cassie
walks up behind him wearing a red Hawiian shirt with little pink and white
flowers on it. She taps Rob on the shoulder...}

Kestler "GASPDOODLE!"

{Kestler turns around and sees Cassie...}

Kestler "Whew, it's only you."

Cassie :-(

Kestler "Uh-oh...Well, at least I didn't create a breed of super strong,
super intelligent viruses."

Cassie "Yay! Viruseseses aren't silly willy nilly at all!"

Kestler "Nopers!"

{In the back ground a single virus eats and entire cow in one swallow, it
then points at the camera and makes a throat cutting motion...}

Cassie "Where have you been for the last week or 6 months?"

Kestler "Fighting aliens on a remote planet."

Cassie "Plandeux isn't any fun, not at all."

Kestler "But I brought you back some alien iced cream!"

Cassie "YAY!!!"

{Kestler takes out a little box and opens it, a blue vapor is released...}

Kestler "Now, eat the iced cream!"

{Kestler and Cassie beginning chomping on the vapors. Plandeux comes down
and abducts the giant viruses and adds them to his army of evildoers. Rob
and Cassie finish their alien iced cream...}

Kestler "Cassie, meet super friend Ben Archer."

{Kestler holds up the picture of Ben Archer...}

Cassie "How can he stay in the exact same position for so long while also
maintaining a completely two dimensional form?"

Kestler "Talent."

Cassie "Oooooooooooo!"

Kestler "But I have to wrestle him at the Paper View."

Cassie :-(

Kestler "Huh?"

Cassie "Wrestling isn't silly, remember?"

Kestler "Sowry."

Cassie "I thought there was no more wrestling. I'm ok with fighting space
aliens but wrestling is dangerous."

Kestler "But.......friendship match! How could that be dangerous?"

Cassie "I don't know...maybe it's a trick! Like Television!"

Kestler "I don't know, all of my friends like the people who kicked me out
before seemed to think it was a good idea and beneficial to me being goodest
buddies with Benny Archer."

Cassie "But didn't he say mean things about you?"

Kestler "Love taps."

Cassie "What?"

Kestler "Love taps, he's just playing around."

Cassie "Oh, I thought you were refering to you know what..."

{Rob and Cassie giggle uncontrollably...}

Kestler "How silly!"

Cassie "Silly!

Kestler "SILLY!"

Cassie "SILLLLLLLLLLLLLY!"

Kestler "Derp."

Cassie "Let's go and throw hay and then milk cows!!!"

Kestler "Yay!"

{Scene switches to Plandeux in his intergalatic Yugo...}

Plandeux "Yes Kestler....wander around aimlessly and talking about things
that make no sense and seem to be random ideas said only to fill up space.
My army of space oddities are coming along nicely! I now have a Gloatation
Slovonewton, David Bowie, and your giant viruses. You're not long for your
short spanned mortal toil...I shall have my vengeance!!!"

{Plandeux laughs meniacally as the scene slowly fades.}