Super Happy Fun Meeting by: Chad Wagner Posted on: Tuesday, July 23rd 2002 10:20 PM Written: Thursday, July 11th 2002 {Rob Kestler and Psycho Jay are standing in the middle of a Klan meeting...} Kestler "WOOOOOHEEEEE! COSTUME PARTY!" Psycho Jay "Didn't Tod want you fired due to your rapant racism?" Kestler "I'm dressed as Rob Kestler." Psycho Jay "Those people over there are looking pretty social right now." {Psycho Jay walks away to mingle with some white supremists...} Kestler "Wow, this is cool. People just chillin', the fresh smell of burning wood which I assume to be a camp fire. This is a really friendly place." {A random Klansmen walks up...} Klansman "Hello white brother. How is the hate going on today?" Kestler "It be goin' on." Klansman "What you think you are doing talking like them lower classes." Psycho Jay "Fo Shizzle." Klansman "YOU TOO!" Kestler "Way to go Jay, you've got him all freaked out." Klansman "YOU'RE NAME IS JAY?! THAT RHYMES WITH GAY!" {The Klansman goes into convulsions...} Klansman "What...happening.....white.....power......fading." {Midget Michael Dudley appears...} MMD "I just finished having sex with MY sister!" {The midget puffs out his chest proudly...} Klansman "At least....some hope....left.....White....power....lives....on....." Psycho Jay "Nizzle." Kestler "That sounds like nipple." Psycho Jay "Your name rhymes with slob, you're dirty." Kestler ":-P PSYCHO GAY!" {Jay and Kestler girl slap each other as the scene fades to a burning lower case t.}