Dead Animals by: Chad Wagner Posted on: Tuesday, July 23rd 2002 10:21 PM Written: Thursday, July 18th 2002 {Rob Kestler and Psycho Jay are standing in front of AWS Commish (also known as dictator)'s house, or mountain shanty or whatever it is. Psycho Jay has just finished skinning a muskrat and throws it on AWS Commish (also known as Dictator)'s door mat. Rob is clumsily trying to skin an apple. Kestler drops his child safe knife on the ground and throws the apple next to the muskrat...} Psycho Jay 'EAT OUR INSULT!' Rob Kestler 'But didn't he say that we shouldn't do this or else there would be licorice to pay?' Psycho Jay 'Yeah, well, he said we would be if it happened to another wrestler. But since he's the commish and considers himself all-powerful or something I don't think this counts. Oh, can you hand me that wombat?' {Kestler hands Jay a wombat...} Psycho Jay 'Good.' Kestler 'What's an IWO?' {Fade to hell.}