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A to the wizzo
by: Chad Wagner
Posted on: Tuesday, July 23rd 2002 10:22 PM
Written: Monday, July 15th 2002

{Rob Kestler and Psycho Jay are standing inside of the Psychic Porn 'n Go next to the Pornucopia...}
Psycho Jay 'I'm sure glad that AWS Commish (also known as Dictator) was the first IWO person to use a lot of porn in his promos.'

Rob Kestler 'What's porn?'

Psycho Jay 'And there's also a lot of midgets running around. I would like to see you do THAT Kestler!'

{Jay points menancingly at Kestler...}

Rob Kestler 'What's a midget?'

Psycho Jay 'It's that thing in your pants.'

Rob Kestler :-)

{Rob Kestler digs into the crotch of his pants. He pulls out a midget version of himself...}

Midget Kestler 'WHEEEE! LIGHT!'

Kestler 'You're funny!'

Midget Kestler 'You're silly!'

Kestler 'I like you!'

Midget Kestler 'I like you too!'

Cronk 'I love she thing.'

{Midget Rob Kestler eats Cronk...}

Psycho Jay 'When did this turn into a Schitzo Tod promo?'

Rob Kestler 'About the time that Cronk appeared.'

Psycho Jay 'How long will you do promos like this?'

Rob Kestler 'I don't know, until I'm booked again.'

Psycho Jay 'Cool. Lets go throw stuff in Harold Hash's yard.'

Rob Kestler :-)

{Fade to Jay and Kestler leaving to throw stinky garbage into Harold Hash's yard.}