Burnin' Down Da House by: Chad Wagner Posted on: Tuesday, July 23rd 2002 10:31 PM Written: Monday, July 22nd 2002 Rob Kestler is walking down the street when he see Psycho Jay...} Rob Kestler "Hey Psycho Gay. Good to see that you're no longer a giant yellow monster and that you've escaped from the stomach of Chtuhlu." Psycho Jay "You're a stupid gay jobber." Rob Kestler :-( Psycho Jay "I have an idea. Let's go throw bricks through Harold Hash's windows." Rob Kestler "I have an even better idea." Kestler pulls a paper bag out of his pants... Psycho Jay "Wh..." Rob Kestler "It's doggie poo in a bag." Psycho Jay "I was just hoping it would be explosives." Rob Kestler "TO THE TANK!" Kestler and Jay hop into THE TANK and drive to Hash's house. Kestler puts the bag on Hash's doorstep and lights it on fire... Kestler "Ooooo, pretty!" Psycho Jay "Now can we throw bricks through his windows?" Kestler "I don't know...this is pretty silly itself." Harold Hash's house catches on fire... Psycho Jay "Ha, that's entertaining." Kestler turns around... Kestler "NO! THAT'S NAUGHTY!" Rob Kestler disappears. Scene switch to High Flyer sitting on a toilet and reading "Snow Selling Quartly." Rob Kestler appears right in front of him... Flyer "AHHH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" Kestler "I need to borrow the tag team titles." Flyer "What the hell for?!" Kestler "Please Tommy?" Flyer "You're not going to melt them and turn them into a nativity scene, are you?" Kestler :-( Flyer "Are you?!" Kestler "...no..." Flyer "And you're not going to use them as sleds for midget, are you?" Kestler "...no..." Flyer "Ok, just so long as you're not going to treat them poorly then you can use them." Flyer pulls the titles out of the toilet and hands them to Kestler. Kestler disappears and reappears at Hash's house. Jay is now wearing a Hawaiian shirt and drinking lemonade while watching Hash's house burn down... Kestler "I'll save you house!" Kestler goes up to the house fire and furiously waves the titles in the direction of the house as he attempts to blow it out at the same time... Psycho Jay "And me without hot dogs and marshmallows." Kestler continues to wave the titles but soon gets worn out. Kestler walks back over to Jay... Psycho Jay "Why are you so sad, you just did the coolest thing you've done in a long time." Kestler "But now we can't throw trash into Donnie Daze's yard." Psycho Jay "This is Harold Hash's yard." Kestler "Oh, in that case, lets go get ice cream." Psycho Jay "Ok!" Kestler "One second." Kestler disappears and reappears in front of Flyer again... Kestler "THANKS!" Kestler drops the titles on Flyer's lap and disappears once again as the scene switches back to Hostile Takeover.