Nothing part 4 by: Chad Wagner Posted on: Tuesday, August 13th 2002 10:55 PM Written: Monday, January 15th 2001 {Scene fades into Rob Kestler who is trapped in an inescapeable cell on Plandeux's moon freighter orbiting around the moon of a distant planet...} Kestler "You'll never get away with you devilish plan Plandeux! It'll never work!" Plandeux "So you think mortal. I'm the great Plandeux and with my wife-servant Soltres I will never go wrong! I shall finally be rid of you once and for all!" Kestler "Someone will come and save me! I've got lots of friends!" Plandeux "I have them currently distracted. Soltres has them fooled completely." {Fades to Psycho Jay, Cassie, Vagrond, and Soltres wearing a crappy Rob Kestler mask. They are all playing poker...} Soltres "Furb." Cassie "You don't seem to be so silly sillykins!" Soltres "Trust me, I am completely the human known as Rob Kestler." Cassie "Ok :-) Soltres "I grow tired of this game." {Soltres sets the cards down and begins eating caterpillars...} Psycho Jay "Hey Rob, couldn't help but to notice that you have breasts all of a sudden and bear a weird resemblance to Yasmine Bleeth." Soltres "Lies! I am not Soltres, I am Rob Kestler the mortal." {Fades back to Kestler and Plandeux...} Kestler "Damn you and your cleverness! They'll see through your scam!" Plandeux "They can't, it's perfect!" Kestler "Fine! Kill me and get this over with!" Plandeux "No! That's too good for you! You must sit and watch promos from Michael Dudley, Evan Levine, Scott Stone, Ken War, Joe Mielo, George Franklin, and ZOEY!" Kestler "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! You heartless bastard! You won't EVER get away with this!" Plandeux "But Robby....I already have. MUAHAHAHAAHA!" {Cuts to black. Fade to Carter picking 12 year old boys off of the street...} Carter "Kestler is still going to kick butt tonight and shit yo. Watch out AWS Man (also known as Bill) as shit yo." {fade}