NUM NUM NUM by: Chad Wagner Posted on: Tuesday, August 13th 2002 10:58 PM Written: Thursday, November 22nd 2001 {Fade to Rob Kestler and Cassie at Cassie's farm in Southeast Bumblefuck, Iowa. It's thanks giving so Rob and Cassie are having the Thanksgiving traditional feast comprized of roast beast, cocktail weinies, Spam, Nachos, and the blood of Christ (not that fake wine shit either)...} Cassie "Food is SILLY!" {Rob takes a big bite of food...} Rob "Num num num!" {Rob eats more food...} Rob "Hey Cassie! Do you like sea food?" Cassie "Sure!" {Rob opens his mouth wide and makes a lot of strange noises...} Cassie "Gross! I bet you naughty people like Psycho Jay showed that to you!" Rob "Nu-uh!" {Cuts to Psycho Jay doing stand up in Philly...} Psycho Jay "And for my next trick...SEA FOOD!" {Jay shoves a bunch of food in his mouth and then opens it up and makes a lot of noise. The crowd cheers loudly or else they may have their heads humped...} Jay "Thank you, thank you. Now I'm going to fight crime...or have sex with a porn star, which ever comes first." {Back to Rob and Cassie...} Rob "Derp." {Cut to Plandeux...} Plandeux "Yes, all is working according to plan. Eat Rob Kestler. Eat and grow weak! Soon your reckoning will come and then, oh yes, then, we'll see who has the last laugh you non-funny so and so! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" {End.}