Pointless part 2 by: Chad Wagner Posted on: Tuesday, August 13th 2002 11:02 PM Written: Tuesday, September 26th 2000 {Scene fades into Rob Kestler weeding his clover garden. Gunnar Smith walks by...} Kestler "Hey G-Dogg! What's up!?" Gunnar "Damn it Rob! How many times do I have to tell ya! The name is Gunnar Smith." Kestler "Isn't Gunnar Smith the name that you got known under the title of worst world champion under?" {Gunnar throws garbage into Kestler's garden and walks away. Tha Enforcer walks by next...} Kestler "Hey Mike Extreme do you remember that time we were a tag team and we had all kinds of titles and then you beat me up to join 'Downtown' Julie Brown Dane Matthews?" Tha Enforcer "It's Tha Enforcer now. Just leave me alone you retarded idiot." Kestler "Aren't you the one who walked by me?" Tha Enforcer "Keep it up and I'll kick your ass so hard that you'll have two asses!" Kestler "I'll be good." {Tha Enforcer continues to walk in an enforcing way. Michael Dudley walks by...} Kestler "Hey H-bomb, how it be?" Michael Dudley "Who is this H-bomb of whom you speak?" Kestler "You. You're H-bomb." Michael Dudley "No, I'm Michael Dudley I know nothing of this H-bomb character." Kestler "Sure ya don't." {Kestler winks at H-bomb...} Kestler "Head of and go 'sleep' with you sister." Michael Dudley "I'm not going to deny that in any way shape or form. I think I'll just go and hang out with Caren." {Michael Dudley walks away. Up walks Shawn Carter...} Kestler "Yo yo yo! What it is Earl 'Bloody Dawg' Simmons!" Shawn Carter "Yo mutha, dat ain't me and shit yo." Kestler "I'm hip to your funk." Shawn Carter "Yo yo." Kestler "Up wit dat." Shawn Carter "Yo word, yo." Kestler "Do you start and end all sentances with 'yo?'" Shawn Carter "Yo man, you have to when you grew up in the hood and shit. Now I'm going to go and smoke a blunt yo." Kestler "Aight." {Shawn Carter stumbles away...} Kestler "Man I love the IWO because it's all cool." {Scene fades into robot Psycho Gay being Gay.}