Psycho Jay...meany head? by: Chad Wagner Posted on: Tuesday, August 13th 2002 11:07 PM Written: Monday, September 25th 2000 {Scene fades into Rob Kestler and the midget Hitler clone digging out of the sand. Psycho Jay walks back to THE TANK and drives away. Rob Kestler, free of his oppressive stay in the sand, decides to speak his mind on Psycho Jay's pooness...} Kestler "Jay, you say we're not friends any more but you buried me in the sand just like old times! I knew that we were still bestest friends!" Hitler Kosoy thing "U R GAY JAY!" Kestler "Why is Jay a homosexual?" Hitler Kosoy thing "B-cuz I have Proof!" Kestler "Huh?" {Hitler Kosoy thing walks over to the Psycho Jay robot which has been constructed from macaroni noodles, paste, play-dough, and pure CGI and HTML code. He begins to orally satisfy said robot...} Hitler Kosoy thing "hmp hmphh hm." Kestler "What?" {Hitler Kosoy thing removes it mouth from the body structure which is the bad robot Jay. He wipes some "paste" from his mouth and speaks...} Hitler Kosoy thing "See! Only a certified butt bomber would allow me to use my expert tongue to satisfy his man needs." Kestler "Shouldn't man needs be satisfied by a woman?" Hitler Kosoy thing "STOP JUDGING ME!" Kestler "I don't get it." Hitler Kosoy thing ========D 0-: Kestler "I don't get it." Hitler Kosoy thing "Maybe it's better that you don't." Kestler "Oranges are orange." Hitler Kosoy thing "And who thinks this man is going to lose the world title?! His genius is incomparable! He'll never lose the title." Kestler "But Cassie wants me to lose the title." Hitler Kosoy thing "Huh?" Kestler "Because then I won't have to wrestle all of the time and I can pay her the attention she deserves." Hitler Kosoy thing "Man, you're making me sick and two seconds ago I was giving head to an incredibly sexy and homosexual robot if that means anything." Kestler "It's alright though because then Psycho Jay will be the worst ever two time champion and then maybe we can play Clue and watch Ski School or something again." Hitler Kosoy thing "You need go swim now." {Rob Kestler runs giggling into the water in his full clothing (18th century italian armor.)}