Rob Kestler doesn't care about the IWO? by: Chad Wagner Posted on: Tuesday, August 13th 2002 11:08 PM Written: Wednesday, November 1st 2000 {Scene fades into the midget attorney representing the estate of Rob Kestler and whom also speaks on behalf of Cassie and Vagrond...} Midget Law Man "Recently, COMMISH Evan decided to open up a direct satellite feed of the live Pay Per View event to only wrestler's who gave a damn. Rob Kestler didn't receive said transmission. It shouldn't have mattered since he was wrestling some silly match or something. But Cassie was severely upset at the non-sillyness of the series of events and told Rob that he would not appear on IWO TV for a long time. So now, I bring you the adventures of Rob Kestler and Vagrond as portrayed by Bela Legosi as Rob Kestler and Lon Chaney as Vagrond...} {Bela Legosi Kestler is walking down the street with his completely unfunny and uncaring cane. It's a pretty boring scene with only walking and shit yo...} Bela Kestler "Man I wish I could remember whether or not I did anything at the Pay Per view. I'm sure it was a great show and there was lots of great highlights that many people worked a long time in planning but being a stupid unfunny head I didn't watch the PPV and I had a look alike wrestle my match. I've been horrible as of late and I suck a lot of balls apparently and I also have my cranium up my anus. At least I still have Vagrond." {In walks Lon Chaney who belches loudly...} Bela KEstler "THere's my favorite Vagrond. How is the midget eating going?" {Lon Chaney weezes a little bit and then passes out in a drunken stupor...} Bela Kestler "Silly Vagrond. I wish you were more funny and cared about the IWO though." {Suddenly a midget levine runs up to Bela Kestler...} Midget Levine "YOU WANT ME GONE FROM THE IWO DON'T YOU?!" Bela KEstler "Huh?" Midget Levine "You want me gone don't you?" Bela Kestler "What are you talking about?" Midget Levine "JUST ANSWER ME!!!!" Bela Kestler :-( Midget Levine "YOU HATE ME!" Bela Kestler "But you're the one who was upset at me for not interviewing for one week." Midget Levine "GO POOF!" {Midget Levine tries to make Bela Kestler disappear, it doesn't work. Lon Vagrond wakes up and eats the midget Levine...} Bela Kestler "Looks like you're gone now." Lon Vagrond "Burp." (Yes, he actually said the work burp) Bela Kestler "He's such a silly guy that Evan. I wonder if he ever found all of those Schitzo Tod interviews that he 'misplaced.' Probably. Zerp." {Fades out the stupidity.}