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Rob Kestler is the Worst World Champion EVER!
by: Chad Wagner
Posted on: Tuesday, August 13th 2002 11:14 PM
Written: Sunday, September 24th 2000

{Scene fades into Rob Kestler, the worst world champion ever and Psycho Jay
the worst former World Champion ever. They are sitting on a beach eating
ice cream from waffle cones...}

Rob Kestler "Poop."

{Rob looks at Jay and licks his ice cream...}

Psycho Jay "Boobies."

{Psycho Jay looks back at Rob...}

Psycho Jay "Wait a minute, we're going to fight in a week so you're a poo
head."

Rob Kestler :-(

Psycho Jay :-þ

{Scene fades out that Rob Kestler and Psycho Jay sit there all horrible and
shit yo.}