Rob misses Cassie so he calls her on the talking machine....poo is funny by: Chad Wagner Posted on: Tuesday, August 13th 2002 11:22 PM Written: Monday, November 6th 2000 {Scene fades into the Psychic Porn 'n Go which is still getting ready to be re-opened. Rob is standing there looking at his collection of rare animal testicles...} Kestler "Hmmm...I seem to be getting low on African Spider Frogs." {Kestler grabs a bottle marked "Alf-Rick-Kan Spydir Frawgs and shakes it...} Kestler "Yep, definitely low. Hey, I should call Cassie and talk about stuff since I haven't seen her in FOREVER!" ::..**EDITORS NOTE: Forever in E-Wrestling is technically one week.**..:: {Rob picks up the phone and presses a giant blue silly smurf button which automatically dials up Cassie who is back in her home in South East Bumblefuck, Iowa near Debuque, Iowa the home of rock's radio home on 770 AM Rock Radio with Rick Outlaw. Cassie answers the phone...} Cassie "Hello, land of cows and silly. Cassie speaking." Kestler "This is Rob Kestler, Cassie there?" Cassie "This is Cassie silly willy nillykins!" Kestler :-) Cassie "I'm glad to hear that you're still alive considering that you were facing big meanie peoples." Kestler "It's alrighty, I have clothes to protect me from really getting hurt." Cassie "Really! That's so cool!" Kestler "Yeah, they're really comfy but they're really tight and they don't have pockets so there is no where for me to put my highly collectable Happy Meal toys." Cassie "Don't worry! I'm a farmer so I wear overalls all the time and I have like a hundred majillion pockets, enough for every happy meal toy!" Kestler "Yay!" Cassie "There is something I'm been meaning to ask you out of the blue." Kestler "Huh?" Cassie "What are you going to do with youself when you're done being a silly pretend wrestler?" Kestler "I'm thinking I'll get a job and build a tree house and live in the woods." Cassie "like deer hunting tree house or swiss family?" Kestler "Just a tree house." Cassie "I don't know if there is such a thing." Kestler "There is now. I just thought of it." Cassie "You can't just plan on a tree house with out some sort of mental image or purpose for it. It is near impossible " Kestler "I'm gifted. :-)" Cassie "Its like me telling you not to think of a green frog with orange spots." Kestler "It's a tree house...and it's in the woods." Cassie "I'm not saying that you'd meditate on it but a mental picture comes to mind." Kestler "Oh, in that case it's a big tree house." Cassie "Is it made out of trees or in a tree or supported by trees?" Kestler "It's a house and in this house lives me and my friends, the trees. They're a small native american mafia." Cassie "You didn't awnser the question." Kestler "I did, that's what a tree house is that I'm talking about. It's made of brick. It's in the suburbs surrounded by a woody area. Inside this house with me lives the Native American mafia known as 'The Trees.' Which makes it a 'Tree house.'" Cassie "Ah, the truth is known." Kestler "It's all a matter of perception." Cassie "Very true." Kestler "Why should things always be what they seem?" Cassie "They shouldn't it would be boring." Kestler "And boring is silly willy!" Cassie "Silly willy nilly!" Kestler :-) Cassie "I'm going to go and sheer sheep. Later poopykins." Kestler "Yoodles." {Cassies goes and sheers sheep but forgets to hang up the phone since she's not used to all of that silly city folk technology. Rob sits there for a very long time just listening to nothing, waiting for the phone to hang up. Psycho Jay walks into the room...} Jay "Idiot." Kestler "Poo head." Jay "You wanna wrestle on Friday." Kestler "Can we just watch old tapes of 'You Can't Do That On Television?'" Jay "Um, you face Phelen Kell and he's probably going to be mean to you and you won't like it." Kestler "Pud." Jay "Let's go and prick people." Kestler "Okay!" {The leave out to THE TANK to drive to Philly so they can prick people.}