Rocks the party by: Chad Wagner Posted on: Tuesday, August 13th 2002 11:22 PM Written: Monday, November 27th 2000 {Scene fades into Sinep at his Royal Oaks Estate in Mildly humid but otherwise sunny and pleasant Mount Saint Hick in the wonderlicious state of Alabamer. Everyone is there for the event...} Sinep "Hello...I've gathered you all here to say one little thing....SINEP ROCKS THE BODY THAT ROCKS THE PARTY!" {Sinep tears away his tear away pants as "Bad Moon Rising" hits and he shakes his ass wildly. Axel and Bob midgets are sitting aside...} Axel "This isn't good at all. Where is the seriousness?" Bob "Don't know. Let's go and suck Evan's ass." Axel "Cool." Sinep "I would also like to announce to everyone that I'm getting married!" {Everyone stands in an awed hush...} Sinep "To the beautiful lady Noop!" {Lady Noop stands up and talks in an overblown british accent...} Noop "Hellow Govna!" Sinep "You've got a way with words!" Noop "Spot o' tea govna?!" Sinep "SINEP AND NOOP ROCK THE BODY THAT ROCK THE PARTY!" {They dance as the scene fades.}