Sad good-bye to Zoey by: Chad Wagner Posted on: Tuesday, August 13th 2002 11:23 PM Written: Monday, November 6th 2000 {Scene fades into Rob Kestler, Psycho Jay, and Vagrond at a make shift cemetary. A small pine wood box is laying on the ground with a picture of Zoey and Nick Kostos' poop. There is a little american flag flying at half mast. Rob Kestler can't contain himself any longer and breaks out crying like a little girl...} Kestler "He was so young! So young! He had such a long career in front of him! He would have went on to face the greats! He would have beaten Barry Horowitz and peanut or altoid! He was destined to bring honor back to the IWO IC tag team titles! He made the IWO look better just by association!" {Rob wails uncontrollably. Jay just looks at him and shakes his head. Vagrond continues to get drunk on gorn liquor...} Kestler "He impacted the IWO in a way that hasn't been seen since Donnie Daze or Joe Mielo before him. He did what so many have done before except less tactfully! It's times like this when I think that there really isn't a god!" {Scene fades up to God in heaven...} God "What the hell was I thinking. I know I made a lot of people but what necessary ingredient did I drop before I dipped that kid into creation?" {Fades back to the memorial for Zoey...} Kestler "WHY GOD WHY!" {Kestler bangs on the pine wood box repeatedly in frustration. Fades back to God...} God "Rob, what are we going to do with you." {Back to the cemetary...} Jay "Did the IWO send us a memorial tape to play as we faded out on this sad display?" Kestler "Yepper doodles." {Scene fades out to video of Zoey's biggest IWO moments. Talking a lot and not waiting for his turn at the titles which everyone else has done, Zoey not trying to prove himself, Zoey becoming a rule nazi and trying to bash people on it, Zoey bringing a rash of unwanted attention onto himself, and finally Zoey getting pooped on by Nick Kostos.}