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Sane Conflicts
by: Chad Wagner
Posted on: Tuesday, August 13th 2002 11:23 PM
Written: Friday, September 28th 2001

{Rob KEstler is standing there, getting ready to get his win on...}

Kestler "You're a SUNFLOWER!"

Joey Malone "Nopers."

Kestler :-(

Malone "You only have one more question left out of the twenty."

Kestler "Derp."

Malone "No."

Kestler "You're a.....Joey Malone."

Malone "YES!"

Kestler "Yay!"

{Kestler does his victory dance...}

Malone "Hey, let's do something silly!"

Kestler "Let's.....ummmmm....THROW GARBAGE IN DONNIE DAZE'S YARD!"

Malone "We can't do that any more. :-("

Kestler "Why not?!"

Malone "Because he's not Donnie Daze any more. Now he's MAtty Poo or something."

Kestler "Then let's throw garbage in HIS yard!"

Malone "I didn't think of that..."

{Rob Kestler and Joey Malone grow wings and fly to Matty poo's house. They proceed to get their garbage throw on...}

Rob KEstler "Now this is how everything in the IWO used to be...in the good days."

{Joey Malone sits on the floor and claps his hands...}

Malone "TEll me about the good old times Robby!"

Kestler "Alrighty! Back in the old times the federation was run purely by a magical pixie that loved everyone and fed them ambrosia. Everyone in the federation was good and filled with love and kindness, especially a love and kindness for wrestling extremely brutal and dangerous matches. But then a small Hitler clone named Kosoy came and killed the pixie and we were all very sad. He didn't feed anyone ambrosia and we had to participate in brutal and dangerous matches that we didn't love. But it was alright because everyone was still really cool."

Malone "What happened then?"

Kestler "They fired everyone."

Malone "That's sad."

Kestler "Yes. :-("

Malone "Any more story?"

Kestler "Ummmmmmm....I dunno. Something about Evan someone having power and then everyone makes fun of his speaking disorder and then everyone else claims that everyone else is gay."

Malone "Wow."

Kestler "Yeah, good think I've kept my sanity."

Malone "Good thing indeed!"

KEstler "Moodoodle."

{Fade to Matty poo's house with garbage all over it.}