Scott Stone Smells Naughty by: Chad Wagner Posted on: Tuesday, August 13th 2002 11:24 PM Written: Monday, October 16th 2000 {Rob Kestler and Cassie are sitting outside of the Psychic Porn n' Go which will be reopened soon as soon as the damage from Vagrond's tenure of running the store has been repaired...} Cassie "Aren't you facing a guy on Monday?" Kestler "I'm facing Scott Stone and he smells like feces." Cassie "Rob! That isn't silly and/or nice! You generalize people too much which isn't silly!" {Kestler makes his trademarked sad puppy face...} Kestler "meesa sowry." Cassie "I'll forgive you for now. But you have to bail hay when we get back to the farm back in South East Bumblefuck, Iowa." Kestler "...Ok." {Psycho Jay pulls up in THE TANK...} Psycho Jay "What the fuck are you two wanna be hay seeds doing here? I dropped you off at the arena in an original way hours ago." Kestler "I dunno. I just smelled something and followed it here." {Scott Stone midget walks by covered in fecal matter. Kestler points at him...} Kestler "See!" Psycho Jay "Just get in the car so you can go and beat Scott Stone tonight due to his bad odor and overall lower cardness." Kestler "Oaky." Psycho Jay "Oaky." Kestler "It's a word, it means Okay." Psycho Jay "You're a moron." Kestler "You're a mormon." Psycho Jay "You're stupid." Kestler "You're in a car." Psycho Jay "Alright, you're not even trying any more." Kestler "Am too!" Cassie "Derp." Psycho Jay "Get in the car and let's go." {Cassie and Kestler get into THE TANK and leave.}