Chad's Utopia . Com - SPHERE - The hilarious stories of Rob Kestler as told by Chad Wagner and Garth Thompson

SPHERE
by: Chad Wagner
Posted on: Tuesday, August 13th 2002 11:25 PM
Written: Tuesday, November 13th 2001

{Cut to Rob Kestler in a sphere of strict comedy, a phrase provided by I
think Tom and if not Tom then someone else in the IWO forums. At any rate,
that's where Kestler is. He's confused and slamming himself against the
sphere...}

Kestler "This is a bloddy big sphere. How did I get in this sphere? I
don't know!"

{Rob Kestler continues to bang his head into the sphere. He eventually
knocks himself unconscious. Cassie walks by...}

Cassie "Oh no! SILLYKINS!"

{Cassie runs into the sphere and knocks herself unconscious. Psycho Jay
walks to the sphere...}

Jay "Fucks heads."

{Jay walks away. Eric Yun walks up to the sphere...}

Eric "Interesting. I think I'm going to have to go home and masturbate to
find the solution to this perplexing perdickerment."

{Eric goes home to masturbate. Plandeux floats by...}

Plandeux "Good.....good....."

{Plandeux rubs his hands together as he continues on his way. Schitzo Tod
walks to the sphere...}

Tod "Sphere of happiness! Take me to God!"

{Schitzo Tod runs into the sphere and knocks himself happy.....and
unconcscious. We assume that he sees God. In fact...cut to God and Schtizo
Tod...}

God "Welcome fledgeling."

Tod "Moo!"

God "How unorthodox."

Tod "Hey God! How many licks does it take to get to the center of a
tootsie pop?"

God "I can't talk about that right now, I'm under court order not to
supercede on that owl's rights any more."

Tod :-(

God :-(

Tod :-P

God "HEATHEN!"

{God smites Tod. The end.}