The crap continues by: Chad Wagner Posted on: Tuesday, August 13th 2002 11:29 PM Written: Wednesday, November 1st 2000 {Bela Kestler decided that with his renewed limelight that he is going to appear in as many horrible, rancid interviews as possible doing basically nothing of value or worth. Fades into Bela Kestler learning how to motocross race. He tries to get onto the bike but fails miserably...} Bela KEstler "Stupid bike and not letting me ride it all natural and shit like I was doin' back in the days when I was in the hood bein' all ghetto and shit." {Fades to 1973. Afro wearing Bela Kestler is riding a super glide Harley Davidson. He jumps off of a speed bump, flies 74.65 feet into the air, does a hand stand, a rotating flip, and land in time to pick up two hot little numbers, 3 and 9, and ride off into the sun set...} Bela Kestler "Ah, those were the days. Back when I got all of the action. No competition from people who have sex with their sisters or people who talk all funny and shit yo." {Bela Kestler looks around...} Bela Kestler "Good, she's not here. SHIT FUCK ASS DAMN CUNT COCK WHORE!" {Suddenly Shawn Carter's Momma walks up and africo-slaps him in the face...} Momma Carter "Wat did I tell Yo' 'bout talkin' all dirty and shit?" Bela KEstler "Sorry Shawn Carter's Momma." Momma Carter "Damn right you better be sorry." {Scene fades out to the worst RP in history so deal with it.}