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Sweet Juice
by: Chad Wagner
Posted on: Friday, June 7th 2002 12:05 AM
Written: Saturday, November 17th 2001

{Fade into Rob Kestler and Cassie standing in the middle of a vat of cottage cheese. Why are they in a vat of cottage cheese? Because they're normal and if you were normal you would be standing in a vat of cottage cheese too. Actually, this description is taking so long that now Cassie is playing around in the cottage cheese...}

Cassie "CHEESE IS SILLY!"

Kestler "Derp."

Cassie "Let's have cottage cheese for dinner!"

Kestler "Ok."

{Kestler takes the TV title and sets it on the side of the vat of cottage cheese. He scoops cottage cheese onto it and they begin to eat...}

Cassie "NUMMY!"

Kestler "Let's play BINGO!"

Cassie "Yay!"

{Somewhere in America, something significant is happening.}