Baby Vagrond's Response by: Garth Thompson Posted on: Thursday, April 28th 2005 3:12 PM Written: Thursday, April 28th 2005 {Various stock footage shots of a plane are shown. The scene then changes to what appears to be somebody's kitchen with crudely drawn pictures of planes and flying birds taped over the windows. Baby Vagrond sits on a chair wearing a tight batman outfit obviously intended for a small kitten. Bruce, his handler/manager enters.} Bruce "Shivers, flying in planes is fun, Baby Vagrond! Where are we going?" Baby Vagrond "" Bruce "No, you can't mean that! Well, I'll have no part of this!" {Bruce turns around to walk away, and it becomes obvious that his right hand is a piece of lettuce he's holding, that his sleeve has been pulled up to. He very obviously drops his hand onto Baby Vagrond's chair, and Baby Vagrond bites off a piece of the lettuce.} Bruce "AAAH! MY HAND!! Crichey, you're a monster, Baby Vagrond! I guess I have no choice but to help you! Crichey!" {Bruce drops the remainder of the lettuce in front of Baby Vagrond and goes to wash his hands in the "plane's" sink. A doorbell is heard.} Bruce "I'll get the door...I mean, that dinging sound meant the plane has landed! Let's go see what bloke's outside to greet us!" {Scene change to where Fetus Boy is on the "plane's" front steps. Baby Vagrond very slowly walks up with Bruce following him.} Fetus Boy "...gasp...I....heard...you have kidneys...here?" Bruce "Noooooooooooooooooo!!! Run...I mean wheel, Fetus Boy!" {Suddenly a toy stuffed iguana is shown getting thrown into Fetus Boy's face where it embeds into his skull slightly. The scene then changes to the "plane's" basement where fetus boy has been placed inside a plastic bubble.} Bruce "Kidnapping a handicapped young bloke! Why, Baby Vagrond? Have you gone totally bonkers with evil?" Baby Vagrond "" Bruce "What's that, you said that you don't like the smack Teve Tobs has been talking about lizards? You say that it's racist and to get revenge on Teve Tobs you've kidnapped his protegee? Shivers, how will that solve anything?!?" Fetus Boy "Thanks for the hyperbolic chamber. It really helps the ol' breathin'" {Zoom in on Baby Vagrond as an extra evil version of Beethoven's 5th Symphony plays.}