Eskizard by: Garth Thompson Posted on: Sunday, January 29th 2006 9:48 AM Written: Sunday, January 29th 2006 {Open to The Last Eskimo and Vagrond walking down a street in Seattle.} TLE "Damn the white man and his baked semiconductor monstrosities. His gloom turned the skies gray and weeping for the plight of the Eskimo people. Also damn the white men who lived here before and built totem poles and had potlucks." Vagrond "Grunt." {A man walks by and bumps Vagrond slightly. Vagrond doesn't notice but then the man talks...} Man "Lizza." TLE "Did you hear that Vagrond? He called you 'Lizza', calling a giant space lizard such as yourself that is as bad as calling me an 'Eskijigga'." {Vagrond rears his head back and lets out a mighty roar. He swings his tail around so hard that he knocks the man flying through the air.} Man (Flying away) "But I was talking to my wife Elizabeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee......." {The man flies past the space needle. Vagrond responds to this by making the "Touchdown" sign with his front legs.} TLE "Vagrond, you are the only even remotely tolerable white man." {Fade on TLE walking into "Black Revolutionaries Utterly Terminating Hatred Anywhere" or "BRUTHA" to tell them they're all a bunch of land-stealing whities.}