The Saga of the Three Kings - Episode 3 by: Garth Thompson Posted on: Friday, October 5th 2007 8:30 AM Written: Sunday, August 19th 2007 {Open to Rob Kestler walking slowly down the dark midwestern suburb. Cut immediately to Psycho Jay driving a car with Chris Davidson riding shotgun.} Davidson "Oh, it's getting late, I should call my girlfriend." {Davidson takes out his cell phone while Psycho Jay throws him a look as if he smells funny.} Davidson (to phone) "Oh hi, it's me. Uh huh. Uh huh. Yes. Us huh. OK, I'll talk to you later. Uh huh. Yes, I miss you, uh huh, and I miss Sophie too." {Davidson hangs up, Psycho Jay's glare has now become borderline menacing.} Jay "So , who's Sophie? Some illegitimate kid you had with this ho?" Davidson "Um, no. Sophie's her cat." {Psycho Jay breaks into laughter, maniacally pounding his hand on the wheel.} Jay "HA HA HA!!! Saying you miss some ho's cat! You are the biggest fucking example of a pussy-whipped pansy I've ever seen!" {Davidson, in a fit of anger, plows his left hand in a flattened fist strike into Jay's throat, killing him. The car slowly comes to a stop as Jay's blood dribbles down Davidson's arm.} Davidson "Oh my god, he was right! I am whipped! I'm going to assert myself to her...by collecting the Dragonballs!" {After a series of adventures too amazing to go into on cheap IWO television, Davidson gathers all 9 Dragonballs and summons the dragon Pawlentron. He wishes to bring his friend back to life. As Pawlentron vanishes, the revived Psycho Jay emerges from the mist.} Jay "What the fuck, man? You used the mauve-starred Dragonballs! Pawlentron only grants one wish and can only bring a person back to life once. What the hell, man, using up my one Pawlentron charge? You are so fucking whipped..." {Psycho Jay doesn't finish as Davidson, in a fit of anger, has kicked him in the nuts so hard as to disembowel him. Davidson, realizing what he's done, sighs disheartedly and goes off to gather the chartreuse-starred Dragonballs to summon Venturon and bring Jay back to life...again. Cut back to Kestler walking up to 51629 Steverson Drive about to knock on the door of Chad Cassia's creepy generic townhouse.}