THERE ARE MORE MONSTERS! by: Chad Wagner Posted on: Sunday, February 28th 2010 11:45 AM Written: Tuesday, February 23rd 2010 After seeing the preview for the Last of the Lovecrafts movie (also notice it had a subtitle making it look like they at least plan a string of sequels) I need to pitch a Lovecraft movie to Hollywood. Something like: Alright, everyone hold on to your asses because they are about to be BLOWN! Check this out, so, HP Lovecraft was having one of his world famous sex orgies where he would impregnate women so that he would have a legion of heirs in order to become monster hunters in his image. Forward 100 years and one of his many, many, MANY descendants is hunting down creepy cave monsters. Her name is Chick BouncyTits and she has a natural aversion to clothes and not danger! She's going to be going around the world, hunting monsters that are attacking towns in broad daylight, like major metropolitan areas. Think London, New York, Beijing, etc. Along the way, she falls into lust with a number of men and other hot women and expected scenes ensue. There will then be explosions, a lot of gun fire and the monsters totally bite it but not before they kill another Lovecraft heir who mysteriously says as his dying breath, "THERE ARE MORE MONSTERS!" Credits and then teaser scene from the next movie. Now if you'll tell me where you keep all of your blockbuster scripts I'll take care of dropping this bad boy off