...MOO... by: Chad Wagner Posted on: Friday, June 7th 2002 12:09 AM Written: Wednesday, October 11th 2000 {Rob Kestler is back at the intergalatic void him and Psycho Jay got last in months ago, then found an escape from, and now Rob Kestler is apparently stuck there again. Rob looks around and is confused because the last place he remembers being at is Earth and this isn't Earth...} Rob Kestler "Moo?" {Suddenly the distant echo of Al Coholic voice is heard...} Al Coholic "Stop stealing my heat builder." Rob Kestler "Sorry." {Rob sits there motionless for a few minutes and then begins to explore. Suddenly Schitzo Tod appears out of no where...} Tod "Moo!" Kestler "Moo!" Tod "I heard you from Earth so I came here." Kestler "How did you find here?" {tod shrugs his shoulders...} Tod "I dunno." Kestler "It's alrighty. Let's play intergalatic void tag." {Rob tags Tod...} Kestler "No backies!" {Tod looks around and sees no one else...} Tod "Man, this game is weird. Hey, what do you think other people are doing?" {Flashes to show Chris Davidson meditating on Jay's life sized picture of Stacy Valentine that Chris ripped off of the wall. Mr. T is talking with Rob Kestler's returning camera man, Webster...} Mr T. "...so you see Webster. That's how I got my PHd in Foolology, fool. So I am TO Dr. T now as in the Dr. T from the movie 'Dr. T and the Women.'" Webster "Whatcha talkin' 'bout Mr. T?" Mr T. "I told ya fool, it's Dr. T now and I'm in that movie..." {Mr T then looks straight into the camera...} Mr. T "I pity da fool that don't go to Wisconsin Auto Title Loans when they need quick cash!" Webster "I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE ANY MORE!!!" {Webster runs off crying, fades back to the intergalatic void where Kestler and Tod are playing raquetball...} Kestler "What are we doing? Don't we face each other this Friday making you a meany head?" Tod "Nu-uh! You're the meany head!" Kestler :-þ Tod :-Þ {Scene fades out to the cast of "IT" eating a reunion luncheon.}