Ashton GAYne by: Chad Wagner Posted on: Friday, June 7th 2002 12:12 AM Written: Wednesday, October 4th 2000 {Scene fades into Hitler clone midget thing which acts as Jamie Kosoy. Rob Kestler is in the room just to be there. He's playing hand held Yahtzee...} Hitler/Jamie "You know what Ashton, you're not the only one that can come up with clever names like ROT Stone. In fact I think I'll renamed you Ashton GAYne! The "Gay Youth" Ashton GAYne!!! Because you're a homosexual! Man I'm good and now women will like me. {Pauses} Not like they don't like me a really a lot now or something. {Pauses} You know, I've never seen the "Homicidal, suicidal, genocidal Pacifist" Chris Davidson whacking off to porn or even showing interest in the material lately due to the fact that he's now hanging out with the colored and being all spiritual. But you know, if you say it then it's golden and must be true because you live in a mansion in Britain surrounding by mermaids and have beautiful women who want to have sex with you. Ah, I'm just kidding. You don't have any redeeming qualities as a person and your opinion is like that of a Mexican, dirty and worthless. I am your creator Ashton GAYne and I think that you are stupid and you suck and you're not cool and you're boring and you're going to get the clap from Caren Dudley. So there! :-Þ" {Scene fades out to a picture of Rob Kestler jumping rope on a pogo stick.}