Axel and Bob having sex with a Stork by: Chad Wagner Posted on: Friday, June 7th 2002 12:14 AM Written: Sunday, November 26th 2000 Ok, not yet, but we might see it...you never know. Just look at their dillussional view of reality... {Scene fades into three completely unfunny, stupid, and non-consequential or whatever those silly boys Axel and Bob called them. I'll just call them silly because they are. Midget Bob is fellating Midget Axel while midget Axel has his lips firmly planted on Midget Evan's ass. Bob stops fellating Axel long enough to speak...} Midget Bob "Psycho Gay, you are in no way good. You do nothing at all. Your multple RPS (YES I SAID RP, DEAL WITH IT) weren't really existant because you indeed didn't actually try. Those were figments of stupidity." {Bob fellates Axel again and Axel removes his lips from Evan's ass long enough to speak...} Midget Axel "Evan, you are the bestest person on Earth! I don't care if you can't SPELL very well when you're talking. I may be trying to hide an OOC comment in a RP but damn it, I kind of suck at it. Also I hate Jay, not because I hope Evan will push me, but because I don't have a sense of humor. Jay, you're trying to ride your name! You think you don't have to do anything any more! U=STEWPID! You think that using midgets will combat us? HA! NEVER EVER EVER! We are better than that! We know your game! No one is as innovative as Evan Levine! EVER! Just because he wrote a monsterous RP doesn't mean that you should have a grief with it! NO! Not because it makes any rational sense but more because we're currently having sex with Evan. We're also going to call the writing of this RP a poo head because we don't like him. Sure, we probably don't know who the wrestler is that he or SHE controls but we can tell you a few things about said writer. ONE, he's riding his name for all it's worth even though we don't know it. And TWO, he's unoriginal and wishes that he was Evan "Big Package in Comparison" Levine." Midget Evan "Please proceed to kiss my ass again. Thank you." {Axel applies his lips to Evan's ass again...} Midget Evan "Sorry boys, but on this one I have to disagree with you. People rarely like my RPs and I basically know that but hell, I like my RPs and that's what matter! If my RPs weren't good then would I be here now?! Huh?! Oh, and Jay won the title after John was gone and he beat Rob "Gay" Kestler who was more connected with the Evan who runs this joint. That's alright though, because I like boys. Now, I'm sure Axel and Bob will whine or whatever lower carders or stage hands do. But Evan says that while they might have tight asses they will never headline a puppet show. And that's da Gayme's take so deal with it! Outtie!" {they have sex.}