Box saves Kestler by: Chad Wagner Posted on: Friday, June 7th 2002 12:16 AM Written: Wednesday, January 17th 2001 {Scene fades into Rob Kestler and a box (Happy Cube) walking on water...} Kestler "Thanks Happy Cube for scaring away Plandeux so that Jay didn't have to save me." Box "" Kestler "Good thing I don't actually pretend like you talk like other people in the IWO. You're just a box that we're using so that I could have a silly match on a card. Because people only take my matches seriously if they're wacky and stupid for some reason." Box "" Kestler "Are you just taking up Kilominutes Happy Cube?" Box "" Kestler "I know you are because I'm not really talking to you because you can't talk! hahahaha! KILOMINUTES!" Box "" Kestler "You just sit there and eat up kilominutes and I'll be getting my winning on soon." Box "" Kestler "Hey look, you can play old IWO Promos that no one cares about!" {Happy Cube plays some of Brian Blade's sexy ass promo or whatever he wants it to be...} Brian Blade: As you all saw on Meltdown, I made my presence known as Rob Kestler became the first victim of the Cutting Edge and the Career Killer. But, apparently, it seems he doesn't want to be injured, so he isn't. Bobby, everyone gets injured, and even though I know you're still in pain from the Career Killer, you have to appear like a big, fatass face for your legions of mark fans, because if you disappoint them, you lose everything. {Happy Cube explodes from all the crap...} Kestler "Damn, I need to get a new box." box pieces "" Kestler "Brian Blade is gay." Box Pieces "Judd is gay." Kestler "Smurftastic Brian Blade says I was a victim. :-(" Box peices "" Kestler "No, I have to watch this again...." Brian Blade: But, apparently, it seems he doesn't want to be injured, so he isn't. Kestler "As opposed to all of the people on this planet who DO want to be injured. Like this guy...." {Fades to a Ken War midget...} Ken War "phukin' dye!" {Ken War throws himself into a brick wall head first. He dies....injured...} Kestler "I wish I was injured like my hero Ken war. :-(" Box Peices "" Brian Blade: Bobby, everyone gets injured, and even though I know you're still in pain from the Career Killer, you have to appear like a big, fatass face for your legions of mark fans, because if you disappoint them, you lose everything. Kestler "Derp?" Box pieces "" Kestler "YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOMMY BRIAN BLADE AND YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! I'M NOT INJURED AND YOU NEVER WILL MAKE ME INJURED! and I'm not a big, fatass face. Thank you. I'm going to win." {Fades to Vincent making a Valentine's gift for some prostitute that gives him head...} Psycho Jay "You're giving her condoms for Valentine's day?" Vincent "MOTHER FUCKING RIGHT!" Psycho Jay "Damn you're cool." {fade}