Bridge by: Chad Wagner Posted on: Friday, June 7th 2002 12:16 AM Written: Wednesday, November 14th 2001 {Fade into Rob Kestler standing on a bridge....a bridge in....ummm....let's say 1939 Nazi Germany....} Rob Kestler "Oooooooo, shiny!" {Kestler nearly falls as he points out a massive nazi rally parade walking underneath him. Suddenly Hitler stands behind him, ready to give a speech...} Hitler "AHEM!" {Kestler turns around and looks at Hitler...} Kestler "Oh! How cute! You have a little baby mustache!" {Kestler begins to play with Hitler's mustache. Hitler moves out of Kestler's reach to avoid such sillyness...} Hitler "There is no time for your silly games. I'm here to help you out so that you don't jump off this bridge." Kestler "I'm not going to jump off of a bridge." Hitler "You're not?" Kestler "No, I just saw it in the Mad Max talky thingy and thought I would go and stand on the ledge of a bridge for a while to see what it's like. And it's cool! Look, shiny things!" {Hitler looks and sees his rally growing hostile...} Hitler "Now Rob, I must make this quick. Hurry back to your own time, if you're here then there's no one to stop Kosoy." Kestler "Huh?" Hitler "Kosoy, the future destroyer and engulfer of human kind. I've been trying to find his ancestors but it's to no avail. As you know, Kosoy will clone me and use me in evil and malignant ways. He'll then use that technology to clone and army of evil wrestlers to DESTORY MANKIND and make himself feel like a man." Kestler "GASP!" Hitler "Indeed. Now, I have speaking to do if you don't mind." {Hitler tears off his uniform to reveal a spandex super-hero suit with a giant swastika on it. He flies towards the crowd...} Kestler "Derp." {Suddenly Kestler wakes up...} Kestler "Whew, just a dream." {Kestler reaches under his pillow and pulls out a cape with a giant swastika on it...} Kestler "OR WAS IT?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" {The Midget Jamie/Hitler clone peers around the corner and rubs his hand deviously. Fade to Tom Ford.}