Derp by: Chad Wagner Posted on: Friday, June 7th 2002 12:19 AM Written: Thursday, September 13th 2001 {Rob Kestler is standing in a majestic cotton field in the middle of south east bumblefuck, Iowa. He is confused and disoriented upon suddenly discovering he was "readmitted" to the IWO. He knows nothing and this changes no plot lines at all. Just wanted to make sure that pure ignorance was still a comedy form...} Rob Kestler "Derp." {Jesus moves a rock and comes out...} Jesus "Dude! You don't know how to make a return, do you?" Rob Kestler "Wow! Jesus!" Jesus "Yeah, it is I." Rob Kestler "I remember when you were banished from the IWO. How silly." Jesus "You know, I still cry at night because I'm not politically correct enough for the IWO." Rob Kestler "Well...you're on IWO TV right now!" {Jesus is taken aback...} Jesus "Whoaness!" {Jesus freezes...} Jesus {shakily} "Dude....I totally like totally forgot how to speak in public." Rob Kestler "Don't worry about anything. I know an awesome teacher." {Schitzo Tod's teacher walks out and walks up to Jesus...} Jesus "Whoa." Teacher "Thank you for giving us another soul...I mean student Mr. Kestler." Kestler "Moodoodle." Shadowy figure "Good.....good..." {Fade to Pumpernickle}