Exciting New Years by: Chad Wagner Posted on: Friday, June 7th 2002 12:32 AM Written: Monday, January 1st 2001 {Scene fades into Rob Kestler, Cassie, and Psycho Jay standing in the middle of Kestler's famous timeless massless intergalatic void (Which may or may not be located in Cassie's home state of Iowa due to the similarities between the two...} Cassie "What is this place?" Kestler "It's a mystical void. I accidentally created it once when I was trying to make food." Cassie "What kind of food?" Kestler "There are different kinds?" Cassie "Huh?" Kestler "Derp?" Cassie "How silly!" Kestler :-) Psycho Jay "Please god stop! That is just horrible!" Kestler "What is it Jay?" Psycho Jay "How in the hell did I end up here?" Kestler "You came here because there is absolutely nothing of interest going on in the IWO so you got bored." Psycho Jay "No, when I'm bored I get head from porn stars, I DON'T hang out in voids with that." {Points at Cassie...} Cassie "Moo." PSycho Jay "AHHHH! This is worse than Evan Levine's approaching comeback!" Kestler "Really?" PSycho Jay "No, not really. Evan coming back, which WILL happen, is the worst thing I can think of about now." Kestler "What about Onslaught and Evan having little gaymelets." Psycho Jay "Stop it! This is horrible." Kestler "At least I have a title shot on Friday." Psycho Jay "What?!" Kestler :-) Psycho Jay "How in the hell have you gotten a title match! You haven't done shit in weeks." Kestler "And Evan praised you for 'RPing' a lot not too long ago. Whatever 'RPing' is." Psycho Jay "You're right. This doesn't make sense. Why again do you have this title shot." Kestler "Because I stopped trying and because I won a match that I don't remember talking about." Psycho Jay "Man, the IWO is grand." Cassie "Like farmering and cows?" PSycho Jay "Like running into the mind field over there." {Jay points to a mine field in the void..} Cassie "Yay! Silliness!!!!" {Cassie begins to parade around in the mine field. Fades to Shawn Carter in a cotton field again picking cotton...} Carter "Damn y'all, I can't wait for my shift to be over so I can get my blunt connection on and get all smoked up yo. Stereotypes forever!!!" {Fade out.}