Gee and Are by: Chad Wagner Posted on: Friday, June 7th 2002 12:34 AM Written: Monday, November 27th 2000 {Scene fades into Gee and Are, the silly OOC characters that are used just because some people can't think of original ideas so I have to steal them and be unoriginal. Gee and Are are standing in a mine field during World War II Germany. They are going to discuss the IWO instead of the fact that if they make a wrong move they'll be more explosive than Jamie when he finds out that being jewish is a religion and not a race...} Gee "Man, the IWO is going to become a Waco-eque inferno of madness." Are "Damn straight." Gee "Everyone and their mother is going to complain about this whole pay per view thing." Are "Except for the Prep Kids who are too good and moral." Gee "You're right." Are "Man, people are going to be mad that Evan is the champ. People will probably die like they are in Arizona." Gee "Yep, sad sad story." Are "Who is to blame?" Gee "Evan." Are "Don't be so hasty there." Gee "Please." Are "No! I, Are, will be the voice of stupid reason." Gee "Damn you hippy!" Are "Yes, Evan saved up an entire movie and showed it as a preview and while it's not technically illegal many people aren't going to like it." Gee "Like recounting everyone's votes?" Are "Something like that." Gee "Well voice of reason, what should be done?" Are "It's so damn easy and yet no one will EVER listen to the idea because it would stop arguements and make the world a happy place again." Gee "You sure? What is this crazy idea?" Are "LIMIT THE DAMN PROMO TIME!" Gee "Could that actually work?" Are "It has in other federations." Gee "But won't that cause people to interview less?" Are "People with fucking interview more because then they might actually stand a chance against a wrestler who dropped out of school or quit their other job to dedicate their entire life to cutting promos." Gee "I still don't get your silly concept, explain it to me further." Are "Well, they can only have promo lengths of up to a certain time measurement. For instance kilominutes or K for short. Like a 20 K limit or something. And then because the wrestlers aren't planning a million promos just to try to stay out of the lower card they can help plan backstage things more often and then COMMISH Evan and COMMISH Ford and NON-RANKING My Dick won't have to worry as much about planning out 13 matches." Gee "That sounds absolutely crazy. It'll never work!" Are "Why?" Gee "Because it'll make people promo less for some reason! They'll be all limited!" Are "But it's a simple concept really! To TRUELY judge on quality instead of quantity then limit the quantity so the quality becomes the deciding factor. That way someone who can just throw together 500 'K' of interview time doesn't demolish someone who would have stood a chance if given a more equal playing field. So there." Gee "It's odd that the top two title holders are associated with the top people running the IWO. I'll chalk it up to coincidence." Are "I won't. I remember the IWO board not too long ago absolutely bashing the IWO roster because 'all they cared about was title belts.' That if a belt wasn't on the line then they wouldn't promo. Now, we'll take Evan for example. Sorry hero but there is no way in hell that you send out 200 'K' worth of promos for a mid-card match on HT. It just makes the board look like a bunch of hypocrits." Gee "What are you doing pointing out flaws in the IWO board for?! Are you insane." Are "Insane like a weasel!" Gee "That's insane." Are "I'm going to go now and watch the IWO fall apart. Later yo." {Scene fades out as Gee and Are wander around the mind field.}