Happy Friendship Time by: Chad Wagner Posted on: Friday, June 7th 2002 12:40 AM Written: Saturday, October 27th 2001 {Scene fades into Rob Kestler sitting on a park bench next to a picture of Ben Archer. Actually, it's a pictures of Ben Archer which is covered in Duct Tape and a little bow due to the injuries suffered to it during Hostile Takeover...} Rob Kestler "It's fun to go on adventures, isn't it super friend Ben Archer?" {Kestler rocks the bench so that the picture wobbles a bit as if it's nodding yes...} Rob Kestler "SWeet! We're the bestest friends! That's why I gave you a little purple bow to make you feel better sooner than you would after you attacked yourself in a Fight Club like moment of coolness. I knew you were cool but then you used astral projection to project yourself mashing me over the head in a sign of friendship and commoraderie...derp." {PSycho Jay walks by...} Psycho Jay "Hey turd." Rob Kestler "Hey! Old friend PSycho Jay! Meet new friend Ben Archer!" Psycho Jay "Isn't he a low rate failure?" Rob Kestler "Aren't you banned from the IWO." Psycho Jay "Technically but who is going to stop me from being in Rob Kestler interviews and entering into the IWO under the alias Ben Archer?" Rob Kestler "Moodoodle." PSycho Jay "Maybe I've said too much." {Psycho Jay runs to the TANK and drive away as Vincent says goodbye...} Vincent "FUCKING MOTHER FUCK ASS GOOD CUNT PISS VAGINA BYE!!!" {Rob Kestler turns back to the picture...} Rob Kestler "Don't worry Ben ARcher, super friend, you're better than Psycho Jay in the respect that you're surrounded in a golden picture frame and he's not. See..." {Kestler points at the duct tape mended picture frame which holds the picture of Ben Archer...} Rob Kestler "Let's go to the beach!" {Rob Kestler straps the picture of Ben Archer onto his moped and he drives off.}