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In a fit a creativity, Rob Kestler waits for Jay to finish the concert.
by: Chad Wagner
Posted on: Friday, June 7th 2002 12:42 AM
Written: Thursday, November 16th 2000

{Scene fades to Psycho Jay leaving his house. Rob Kestler is outside eating dirt in the elderly neighbors garden...}

Psycho Jay "Hey Rob..."

Kestler "Mmph."

{Kestler spits out a chunk of dirt...}

Jay "What are you doing?"

Kestler "Checking this garden for pesticides. Can never be too carefull when it comes to protecting the planet for our children."

Jay "Rob, you don't have children."

Kestler "Oh, that's right. I forgot. Oh well."

{Kestler stands up and straightens his Winnie the Pooh overalls...}

Kestler "Where are you going Jay."

Jay "Manson concert."

Kestler "Crazy Charles. I didn't know they let him do stadium shows any more."

Jay "Not Charles Manson."

Kestler "Billy Manson?"

Jay "You mean Billy Madison, a movie character."

Kestler "Yeah, when did he start doing stadium shows?"

Jay "It's not Billy Madison."

Kestler "Chris Davidson?"

Jay "Ok, you're a retarded poo head."

Kestler :-Þ

Jay :-þ

Kestler "Why are you wearing only a pair of whitey tighties and your belt to the concert?"

Jay "Why are you wearing Winnie the Pooh overalls."

Kestler "Because Cassie says they're silly willy nilly and also my Smurfs overalls were all dirty from playing at the beach where I was making a card house out of the ballots in Palm Beach County."

Jay "You're still a poo head."

{Suddenly childhood icon Winnie the Pooh jumps off of Kestler's overalls...}

Pooh "Did someone take my name in vain?"

Kestler "Moodoodle?"

Pooh "Not you insolent."

Jay "What are you doing here childhood icon Winnie the Pooh."

Pooh "I'm here on a crusade to STOP people like you from randomly using my name as an insult against other people. It's wrong and completely not silly."

Jay "Shut up poo head!"

{Pooh becomes enraged but collects himself...}

Pooh "Have it your way Psycho GAY, have it your way."

{Pooh then starts pounding a wicked cool beat on the cement with his fluffy paws and starts rapping some stupid Nas song. This in turn greatly irritates Jay...}

Jay "I'll get you back later but now I must go and see the Manson concert. See ya later....PRICK!"

{Jay leaves and Kestler sits on the ground and waits for Jay to come back and take care of the childhood icon Winnie the Pooh.}