Jamie "Cue Ball" Kosoy by: Chad Wagner Posted on: Friday, June 7th 2002 12:43 AM Written: Sunday, December 3rd 2000 {Scene fades into the Hitler clone midget that I've been using for the last few months and which is ALWAYS dressed as Jamie Kosoy and who is always acting very similar to Jamie Kosoy...} Hitler/Kosoy "MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" {He continues laughing for uncountable minutes. Probably Kilominutes...} Hitler/Kosoy "I have finally gotten rid of Rob Kestler! Everything is going as planned! First I start a federation because I get pissed at the old federations president! Then I make my CGI magic work and dominate the E-wrestling world with the IWO! I get connected with IGN and make MONEY! MUAHAHAHAHA! Then I can just fire whomever doesn't please me, it doesn't matter how much the federation may like them or even if they did something wrong! I don't like people for a reason, and that reason is simple. I don't have pubes. But besides that, I have a personality which is only comparable to a rock and a sense of humor that died the first time I saw my father naked. My power in immeasurable! And this Rob Kestler is only the first in my series of ego filled firings! MUAHAHAHA! Maybe when he grows up and gets mature I will allow him into my all mighty federation! Because there are no other federations out there and he could never EVER start a federation with Psycho GAY! So :-Þ! No more of Kestler's immature derps and questions for the IWO...NU-UH!" {Person walks into the room...} Person "Jay hired Kestler back when he submitted an application to the IWO." Hitler/Kosoy "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! This cannot happen!" Person "It did!" {He tries to zap him with CGI script but since it's immaterial code it doesn't work well...} Hitler/Kosoy "Fine! You're fired!" Person :-( {Fade out to Hitler/Kosoy laughing a lot and then going to be mature.}