Original Title by: Chad Wagner Posted on: Thursday, June 6th 2002 11:15 PM Written: Wednesday, March 21st 2001 {Scene fades into Kestler taking bubble gum away from school kids...} Kestler "Gimme your bubble gum!" Little Kid "No." Kestler "Damn." {Long pause....} Kestler "Please?" Little Kid "No." Kestler :-Þ {Psycho Jay teleports into the school yard...} Psycho Jay "We have wrestling matches." Kestler "We do?" Jay "Yep. We're facing people. I'm going to get a belt and you're going to get your ass handed to you." Kestler :-( Jay :-) Kestler "Rick is bad because he hurt my feelings." Jay "He did?" Kestler "Yeppers, called me a bully." Jay "Did you call him a crack baby?" Kestler "No." Jay "Then he's very unfounded in his accusations." Kestler "I know. So now I'm out here trying to steal bubble gum from kids to fill the expectations of Rick." Jay "What's his last name?" Kestler "I don't know. I'm not even really sure that his name is Rick." Jay "Can he be THE RICK made famous from the very bad ESPN commercials?" Kestler "Sure." Jay :-D Kestler "I'm going to beat up THE RICK and win. And if I don't that means I lost and I suck. Toodles." {Fade to Kestler and Jay playing bongos and Survior: The Red Planet.}