Kestler Komedy Klassics by: Chad Wagner Posted on: Sunday, June 9th 2002 12:45 AM Written: Thursday, January 4th 2001 {Scene fades into Rob Kestler and Psycho Jay. Rob is crying like a pansy...} Kestler "But...but......but...JAY!" Psycho Jay "What is it Rob?!" Kestler "Meesa sad! :-(" Psycho Jay "Ok, let me get this straight again. Cassie didn't say the word silly for an hour and then went to go milk cows." {Kestler nods his head....} Psycho Jay "So you assume she is very upset with you and wishes that you would be eaten by a tomato." {Kestler nods his head again...} Psycho Jay "You're a fucking idiot." Kestler :-( {They stand perfectly still for a few minutes...} Psycho Jay "Well, what do you want me to do?" Kestler "Make it all better." PSycho Jay "I'm sorry but AWS Man (Also Known As Bill) has all of the porn stock piled and Donnie Daze's yard is currently being poluted with unoriginality." {Cuts to a midget Onslaught dancing naked in Donnie Daze's yard...} Midget Onslaught "I created this! HEHE!" {Donnie Daze kills onslaught midget dead with big ass gun. (The gun isn't that big, it's the brand name) Suddenly most of the IWO likes Donnie Daze just a little bit more. Cut back to Jay and Rob...} Psycho Jay "And the Carter's are currently stuffing cotton into Aspirin bottles since they claimed picking cotton is a racial stereotype. And reason states that the opposite has to be racial opportunity. Or something." Kestler "That doesn't make me a happy bunny." Psycho Jay "Shouldn't you do something serious like train for your match or something?" Kestler "Train?" Psycho Jay "Just wanted to say that to play with people's minds." Kestler "Make me better!" Psycho Jay "Have you ever tried a stand up comedy run?" Kestler "Just that one time when some new guys called me unoriginal and unfunny. Or said I was trying to be funny or something. They all run together after a while." Psycho Jay "Try again!" Kestler "O-gay!" Psycho Jay "Did you just say 'O-gay?'" Kestler "Derp?" Psycho Jay "O-gay." {Scene fades to homosexuality as Kestler begins to start his stand up comedy run.}