Kestler sits around motionless by: Chad Wagner Posted on: Sunday, June 9th 2002 12:49 AM Written: Tuesday, December 19th 2000 {Scene fades into Kestler sitting in the lotus position in the middle of Tinsel Town...a town made completely of tinsel...} Rob Kestler "Jay and myself are going to wrestle the Carter peoples? Quite a turn of events. Also I will face people in a number one world title contenders sillyness match? No time for that now, I have a real match to prepare for. Winky! You're mine! You're mine squared! That's a lot of mine!" {Psycho Jay floats into the general area on a mystic tinsel rug...} Jay "Hey Rob, we're going to face the Carters." Kestler "Silly ebonics talking jive turkeys." Jay "You got that right." Kestler "Did you hear I'm facing Winky on Friday?" Jay "You mean Saturday." Kestler "No! It's Friday Hostile Takeover damn it! Just because it hasn't occurred on a Friday in weeks doesn't mean we don't actually WRESTLE on Friday." Jay "Ah, whatever. I've noticed that you've actually regained your vocabulary. Not just a RP blanketed with derps." {VP Evan midget runs into the room...} VP Evan Midget "Stop using immature abreviations for things that don't exist in real wrestling which is what we're really in!" Jay "Shut up." {Jay punts the midget to Delaware, the most mediocre state in the country...} Jay "How did it happen?" Kestler "I hit my head on a cow when I was at Cassie's farm shoveling silly pies." Jay "You mean cow pies?" Kestler "To Cassie they're silly pies." Jay "How fucking retarded." Kestler "So, after jarring my head I was finally relieved of the mental block which was causing me to have a three word vocabulary." Jay "Glad you're back into the world of the speaking." Kestler "Oh....we all are." Jay "Except for Evan and Jamie." Kestler :-( Jay "The world is a mean place. Full of fuck head and shit faced poo goblins." Kestler "And that's why we need to reform HOMOS, Heroes Organized to Maintain Order in Society, to STOP these poo goblin hoolagins!" Jay "Like I would wear a fruity ass costume like Davidson did." Kestler "Pwease?" Jay "No.....stop looking at me like that.....You look gay." Kestler "Jay rhymes with gay." Jay :-Þ {Fades to :-Þ)