Kestler....dead? by: Chad Wagner Posted on: Monday, June 10th 2002 7:38 PM Written: Tuesday, January 16th 2001 {Fades into Rob Kestler and Schitzo Tod in the middle of Why Not, Louisianna. Rob Kestler is dancing around...} Tod "Aren't you supposed to be dead?" Kestler "No." Tod "Is your career over?" Kestler "No." Tod "But shouldn't you take big physical damage to put over some new guy no one will care about?" Kestler "No." Tod "But it was called the career killer! Your career is over!" Kestler "No." Tod "Why aren't you injured?" Kestler "Because I don't want to be." Tod "Sounds cool." Kestler "Like I would let someone put me out of wrestling! That's not silly at all!" Tod "But....he's new! And shiny! And apparently hot." Kestler "But I've been here longer!" Tod "But if you want that to matter you have to retire for 2 weeks, making you a legend, then come back and get your obligatory title shot." Kestler "You think that would work?" Tod "Why do you think Kell is the champ now?" Kestler "By christ you're right!" {fade}